MAFIA CATS We're the Mafia cats Bugsy Franco and Toni We're crazy for pizza With hot pepperoni We run all the rackets From gambling to vice On st valentines day We massacre mice We always wear shades To show that we are meanies Big hats and sharp suits And drive Lamborghinis We're the Mafia Cats Bugsy Franco and Toni Love sicilian wine And cheese macaroni But we have a secret (And if you tell You'll end up with the kitten At the bottom of the well Or covered in concrete And thrown into the deep For this is one secret You really must keep) We're the Cosa Nostra Run the scams and the fiddles But at home we are Mopsy, Ginger amd Tiddles.